Big Stiff
Deceased · still clocked inWent down on a job site and got right back up, because the work wasn't finished. Plumbing, roofing, towing, demolition. Cheerfully unemployable. Absolutely reliable.
Rigor mortis has its perks.
Dead · Unbothered · 18+
Stiffy & Bitchy
He never stopped working. She never stopped waiting. A comic about a dead couple having a better time than anyone with a pulse — and the aggressively alive neighbour who ruins it. Every punchline is a shirt.
New episode every Friday
Still Clocked In
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From the panels
Fresh frames on rotation — new art lands here as it ships.
The Household
Two dead people, one shared mortgage, zero personal growth.
Bitchy
Deceased · unbotheredDied at 27 doing something stupid at a festival. Came back with better hair and a shorter fuse. Does not do small talk, mornings, or being perceived.
I'm not moody. I'm decomposing.
Meet the antagonist
He isn't evil. He's worse — he's normal. Khakis, edged lawn, HOA clipboard, permanent thin smile. Never wins. Never leaves. Fears nothing but property values.
"Just a friendly reminder — the fence is a shared expense."
Wear the punchline
Every last panel is printed on a shirt. Read the joke, then commit to it in public.
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